Your kid has a Facebook...

and you did not know??? Really are you sure you're fit to be a parent??? if your kid has a facebook page as a parent you need to be their personal cyber stalker...you need to monitor their pages, their posts, their status...how is it possible that your kid has an account without you knowing...the computer is not theirs, they don't pay for the connectivity and you know that your kid is mischievous, a bully and you readily admit that you can't control their mouth...so why is it possible that they are on facebook without you knowing...perhaps your nanny knows, since you are too busy getting your hair done, working out, meeting with your decorator and your party planner to be bothered with your child...i know they make a good accessory but really you take better care of the Louis Vuitton bag you bought at the outlet than you do of parenting...its not like they just got the facebook page yesterday...i know we all have more online friends than an average size high school class...but really your kid has 307 friends and as been posting since tishabov...get a backbone, have some discipline, pay attention...your kid is mean and has no business being on facebook, do you need me to poke you or do you realize that this is not a platform for a kid who can hardly make it through  a sports practice or a bus ride without bullying his prey...although do us all a favor keep the page up that way we know what your kid is all about and clearly can tie their behavior to the stellar parenting job you have done to date....consider yourself poked!